My names Josie. I choreographed an affair with Lucius Malfoy. I gave Frodo my bow. I'm OBSESSED with Darren Criss. Gerard Way is too sassy for me. PIGFART IS ON MARS and I am echelon. I built my very own Tardis because the Delorian failed, do you want to be my friend?
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me